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There's this popular little piece of spam going around these days. Here, have a quick skim, I bolded the pertinent lines:
There is something extremely wrong with every single
person in this world. They seem to be part of a
pointless simulation.
"The Matrix" has portrayed this idea somewhat, yet we
watch it and go back to our daily lives. Yet in this
very life, underneath the seeming diversity in
people's opinions, values, talents, and interests,
there is something that makes everyone the same. It
is as though this planet is populated only by mindless
fakes, objects that provide the appearance of
intellect on the surface but are based on only
mechanical reflexes and primitive thought patterns.
In my estimation the fakes that occupy this planet
don't make up 99%, but more like 99.9999999% of the
population. I know this because I've searched, and in
my search have so far only found one true ally (I have
found him via the internet as well). But even with
those numbers we would not give up because there is no
logic in giving up.
The people on this planet are all fakes because the
societies have made them this way. Ideas that populate
people's minds have no logic or purpose. Concepts such
as religion, god, morality, individualism, freedom,
identity, happiness, love and billions of others are
all just memes. Like parasites they infect the minds
and spread from one person to the next. They have no
point or purpose; they exist without any logical basis
or foundation. The fakes are completely controlled by
them, and they will never see beyond them. To not be
controlled by them one must do more then just realize
that they exist. One must resist any ideas that have
no point, endlessly question, and never accept
imperfection or compromise in any answer.
We (myself and my ally) are different though. While we
have had the limitation of existing only in these
societies, something has made it possible for us to
resist being indoctrinated into becoming one of those
fakes. We have no arbitrary wants, needs, desires, or
preferences.
Those that join us must see every other person
occupying this planet as the enemy, and us as their
only allies. Like us they must have dedication only to
taking the most logical action, and to nothing else.
To tell you more about us, we've posted some personal
information about ourselves on a website. You'll also
find past responses to us on that webpage.
Obviously anyone reading this email is most likely
just another fake. Do not simply reply to this email,
if you do your message will almost certainly be
ignored. If you do wish to communicate, first
demonstrate your interest by taking the effort to
find us online, one of the ways to do that is
described below.
Use a major search engine to search for every
combination of any two words from the list below.
The order of the words shouldn't matter as long as
you do not search for them in quotes, but generally
it should be clear what words can go together and
in what order. Also when you pick the right
combination you shouldn't need to look at more
then the first matches.
There are actually at least 7 (or more) different
combinations and websites you can find by searching
this list. The one you should contact will clearly
say it is the 'communication' page and will have
three forms to fill out. Mention what sites you did
find, the more effort it seems you took the more
likely we would believe in your dedication.
perfect
pointless
theory
endless
desire
defiance
eternal
wants
logic
competitive
driving
perpetual
competition
impartial
vision
logical
meaningless
teenage
infinite
dream
final
best
escape
fury
objective
purpose
thought
indoctrination
only
ambition
clue
view
perfection
If this can't be solved, or if you never reach us,
there should be no reason for you to give up as
we will never give up and thus there will always
be some way to find us.
(the end)
Yes, yes, it all makes sense now. 99.9999% of people are clueless fakes. Only one who is 'aware' can make you solve inane word puzzles to earn the right to visit their website. Never trust a philosophy whose tenets are based around 'The Matrix', in any case. I'm sure that if you manage to figure it all out, they're going to accept you in their secret organization, which, conveniently enough, involves 'donating' all your money to the righteous cause.
Even if they're not out to scam you, it's all garbage anyways. This is the kind of obvious drivel that Goths write and then congratulate each other on how smart they are. Goths just suck, in general. They're the ones who like to rebel from conformist society by dressing and acting exactly alike. It also seems to be a requirement to write ungainly poetry with the words 'dark', 'blood', and 'night' used liberally. Here's an example:
The world is dying, everything is dark,
I was mistaken for a mime when I went walking in the park.
There is no saving the doomed human race,
that guy on the football team just punched me in the face.
You'll see my blood spill; my wrists I will rake,
because 99.999 percent of you all are fake.
The quick-witted among you will notice that the above is not authentic, real Goth poetry. Why? Because it actually rhymes. Only 'fakes' rhyme. 'Aware' people are not here to please you, they sprinkle words around in random order, it's more, y'know, intellectual and deep that way.
Above: Goths. Don't let their pasty demeanor fool you, they know your secrets.
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