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Jack Chick www.chick.com
Chances are, you've already read a Chick tract. These little booklets have been found at bus stops, train stations, and libraries everywhere for years. There's many a legend of people who have converted to Christianity based on reading a single tract. I call bullshit on that, but let's pretend it could be possible. Chick tracts present the simple message that all your problems will be solved if you kneel down and accept God into your heart. Instead of reading the hundreds of different tracts out there, try reading the following example: Heathen: This is a mugging! Give me all your money! That's about 90% of them in a nutshell. A five minute Bible conversation will turn even a serial killer into a weeping parishioner. Visit chick.com to download hundreds of these tracts for free. It's an invaluable resource that you can spend countless hours in. Here's a few choice panels from some of my personal favorite Chick books:
That's God for you. He might turn his chosen people into slaves, but after 400 years, he has had enough!! God to the rescue!
"He's rude, crude, and socially unnacceptable, but we just love him." Outside of a Chick tract, I don't think that combination of words has ever been used once in the history of mankind. Also, I hope "black beauties" is slang for some kind of drug, because this comic is surreal enough without interracial lesbian action.
Proof indeed! Chick proves that the upside-down star is evil because it has the same shape as a goat's head... but what he DOESN'T realize is this: The Western Star happens to have the same shape as.... the POPE DOING HIS MORNING STRETCHING EXERCISES! See below for the amazing proof! As this clearly shows, the Pope is in league with the Satanic Goat of Mendez and is plotting to take over the earth as we speak. Remember: Blessed are the Poor. Also remember: The Vatican has more gold than Fort Knox. Blessed too are the Hypocrites, I guess. |
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