Lost Side Dead

http://www.lostsidedead.com

If you're a small business looking for some custom programming work, look no further than the Lost Side Dead company. Despite their rather odd and unprofessional name, they always provide the highest level of open-source quality for your commercial needs.

Why here's Head Programmer Jared Bruni! There is no technological puzzle he cannot solve. A sharp dressed man in his black shirt, black coat, black pants, and black hair, Jared cuts through the B.S. and delivers the coding results that your bottomline can rely on! By invoking the power of the Dark Lord Satan, he will surely bring success to your company's IP division!

If you were wondering whether Jared is an accredited technician, well wonder no further. Jared has already won the Planet Source Code Superior Coding Award.  This prestigious trophy is only given out to the best coders the world over. By an amazing coincidence, Lost Side Dead has a team of 20 programmers, and about 17 of them won this award, but that's only a sign of what an amazingly talented group of individuals they are.

We've dwelled long enough on their spectacular qualifications. Luckily, L.S.D. also offers free software on their website!

Here's Jared's handy Master Intuition Builder! Sure, he can't spell the word 'intuition', but this program is really useful anyways! Pick a card face down, and guess what it might be - if you're correct, you're psychic! Hooray! Businesses everywhere can now test their employees for ESP, free of charge! Thank you, Lost Side Dead!

And here's Jared's latest production, MasterPeice 2003! Sure, he can't spell 'masterpiece', but this program is really useful anyways! Imagine the 1992 classic game Columns, only with much uglier graphics! Any video game company who sees this quality should do themselves a favor and hire Jared immediately, if not sooner! Half Life 2, your half-life is over! MasterPeice 2003 is taking the gaming world by storm!