Yarock

http://www.yarock.com

He can write, draw, and sing. Yarock is a true renaissance man with a wealth of talent. No, wait, what I meant to say is that Yarock is a true pestilence den with a dearth of talent. That's more like it.

Anyways, Mr. Yarock is a hardcore Democrat who loves to write 'witty' songs and cartoons to help spread his paranoid views. Here's the cover to Yarock's latest album:

Yarock's take on the Enron account scandal is mystifying, to say the least. Enron didn't start the fraud a week before they were caught; they're been doing it for years, long into Clinton's presidency. Yet somehow, it's all George W. Bush's fault that it happened. What's worse, is that Bush & Cheney are actually profiting from the scandal! I don't know how that's possible, but the picture says so and Yarock would never lie or exaggerate. Go to the site and you can actually listen to the song in question, which defies any description I can come up with.

Mr. Yarock also produces a fine array of political cartoons. Suprisingly, in this one, all Republicans are evil demons who only care about money. I didn't see that coming.

Yarock shows a high level of class by actually depicting George Bush anally raping a symbolic representitive of the United States. The simple fact that this cartoon didn't get syndicated in newspapers across America is proof of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

Remember when we starting bombing Afghanistan, and the US protesters all insisted that it was so we could take their oil? Well, that was over a year ago, and we don't seem to have taken ANY of their oil whatsoever. But Iraq? We can't go to war with them - we probably just want their oil too! It's proof positive: Any war we might have with any country is strictly oil-based, never mind what terrorists and dictators might be doing. But Bill Clinton, his military actions were 100% benevolent, because he's a saint. The patron saint of on-the-job fellatio perhaps, but a saint nonetheless.

You see how terrible these Republicans are?! They're not only forcing the elderly to eat dog food, but they're making them crawl in the dirty street next to ravenous animals while doing so! Pure evil! Luckily, the rhetorical "4 years of this?" talking cat is the sole voice of reason.

As a Libertarian, I don't have a problem with Democrats, but ones like Yarock here are absolutely insane. If you want to hate the Republicans, there are plenty of issues you can contest them over, including gun control, abortion rights, or military spending. Instead of that, Yarock and those like him invent these ludicrous conspiracies and outright lies (see 2nd cartoon). I checked the news, and I didn't see any stories about the elderly dying in the streets in record numbers (except in France this summer). Of course, that's probably because the right-wing conspiracy secretly controls the news and are hiding that, too - but what do I know?