Spam Attack 4

Painful Pop-ups

Another choice selection of the crap that clogs up our Internet.

Perfect choice of name, Lycos - the best email attachments are found at a place with "viral" in the name?

Microsoft shows how serious they are, by using pop-up ads to advertise their pop-up blocking service. I thought only the underground spammer scum did this, but if the shoe fits....

No power on earth is making me click that one.

In a brilliant piece of cross-promotion, Campbells decides the target market for their shitty soup is Gamecube nerds at IGN.

A gem from the True Dating Service. According to the picture on the left, finding Mr. Right involves differential calculus and numeric limits.

Hey, felons and adulterers need love too.

As an avid artist, I can certifiably claim that I have no clue who the hell Puccini is. Painting is fun, learning about ancient geezer painters is not.

If you're really desperate to throw your money down a hole, this might be the answer. Not only does this seem suspiciously easy to fix, but it's about the most uninteresting gambling event I can imagine: "Hooray, my non-extistent dog wins!"

Thank God, another round of that crap down the drain. See you next time on SpamAttack!!

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