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EmuChrist's Greatest Hits

Back in the day we had some really creative moments in the form of banners, images, rants and even ultimately music. Yes I said music! Toxic Creep one of our foundation members, aside from being an expert ranter is quite the avid musician. He penned, played and performed 4 songs for EmuChrist and we've managed to preserve them in all their glory for your listening pleasure. All are well worth a listen and in particular CPS Too Lame became quite infamous during the Dayvee Drama. They are encoded in MP3 format though the quality is pretty low. Hey he recorded them at home using a mike on his PC so I say they're pretty damn good though it could be implied that I have some form of bias. While we only have enough tracks for an EP it would have been pretty sweet to have a full album huh ;)

BTW I'm still deciphering some of the lyrics. Tox has a problem with a severe Metal infuence ;P

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CPS2 Lame	Dayvee wonders why I changed his i.n.i. Well it's a kinda file type that your supposed to modify But Flaymee Dayvee cried Chorus CPS too lame Dayvee was his name Took my games away Made we wait for Mame CPS too lame I saw flaymee Dayvee's name on the message board of flames I said Dave I think your lame and I was banned again For CPS2 sins Chorus CPS too lame Dayvee was his name Took my games away Made we wait for Mame CPS too lame It's just a fucking game
CPS Too Lame II	Try to be a Sardu But you can't bear that name It's something you can never do And it just drives you in-freekin'-sane Instead you hold your emulator Over the good peoples head Insult and hate and blame them And wish them to be dead CPS 2 Lame To Speak His Name Sardu has respect And you have shame! CPS-2-Lame Dayvee was his name Took my games away And made me wait for MAME! Want so bad for respect, But you can't get any. See yourself a "Sardu"... Undeservingly. Now you spread your words of EC hate And late at night you masterbate ... to my song. You've done it for so long... CPS 2 Lame... To Speak His Name Sardu has respect, And Dave has shame! Don't compare yourself to him. Don't compare yourself to him. Don't compare yourself to him. You're so lame.
Emuchrist - The Anthem	Welcome to EC We've been waiting for ya Step up to the message board We'll have a good time Welcome to our board of flames Roast is scathing retro-flames Type your posts with 3's for e's.... 1 for i's and lots of Z's At CHRIST We'll supply your free speech We don't claim to be a 3l173 Fighting l33t romhoarders too We supply roms that are taboo At CHRIST We sometimes have sideshow freaks Like Flaymee Dayvee and the retrosheep At CHRIST Crush the lamers Crush the retrogamers Crush the retrolamers Crush CHRIST Y'all come back now ya hear
TeknoChrist	Crush the lamers Crush the lamers Crush the lamers Christ

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